Why hello there! Phasion here to tell you we've changed the way we work! All of our articles/stories/etc. will now be found AT CHRONOCLES. This page is the gateway to all of the articles found there. Clicking on a section below will bring up all the articles tagged with that keyword that you have clicked on. Want gossip? Click on the gossip section below and you will get all the gossip-tagged articles, right up on your datapad! You can also friend CHRONOCLES if you are a member of the Galactic-wide Craze Livejournal. Then all the news will be delivered right to you! From us! With love! And possibly glitterstim.

GALAXY'S NEWS - We're not really good with news, but we can make it up as we go along. I mean, uh, we have good sources and Ceev, while an awesome editor -- is also a smashing reporter. So he might grace us with some of his news tidbits here and there. Or any of us might grace you with them. It all depends on what we learn. And by learn I mean gather from all of our little Chrono moles everywhere. There might be one looking in your window right now.

GOSSIP - We'll easily admit that this is probably the section that gets the most action. We're not afraid to tell you what kinds of silly things your favorite beings are doing around the galaxy. What we see, hear or learn about -- it's always jotted down in this section because we're horrible people like that. Very horrible. And we apologize. Wait, I take that back. I apologize for apologizing. Onto the tabloidy goodness!

INTERVIEWS - We've interviewed everyone from Ghent to Jacen Solo to Tenel Ka to that one stormtrooper who was like, "Look sir, droids!" So if you're looking to get some insight on your favorite celebrities, newsmakers, politicians & random persons, then look no further! We provide very interesting and detailed interviews. What is your favorite color? Boxers or briefs? Wait, commando?!

FASHION - Ever wonder why Queen Amidala always wore such amazing and silly clothing? Or why the Jedi's robes are such boring colors? Is leather really that easy to fight in? Less is more in the fashion world galaxy, no? Ugh, put a coat over that ugly get-up and read these articles. They will do the galaxy a world of good -- especially if it means we don't have to see anymore bubble skirts.

ADVICE - We can try to give you advice, but I don't know how well it'll go over. I mean, half the time we give advice to people and don't follow it ourselves. So if you have a question for us, expect us to answer it with what we think is "right" -- not what we would do. Have I mentioned we're horrible people here at Chrono? I think I did. But we love our readers! And that's definitely not the spice talking!

EDITOR'S RANDOMNESS - If you're lucky, our fearless editor might share some of his insight with you every once in awhile. Like the time(s) he tried to join the Jedi Academy or his take on current politics. Or maybe about that time he slapped Jacen Solo's wrists for being such a weird young man. Ah Ceev, you never let us down. Not even at the holiday party where you tried to get us all drunk during work hours. Best Life Day Ever.

Staff;;

Ceev Starellle [ Editor-in-Chief ]
After trying (and failing) 3 times to train as a Jedi Knight, Ceev Starellle finally gave up on the life of service and excitement (Luke Skywalker personally had to inform him of zero Force-sensitivity. Twice.) He took over Chrono magazine almost 14 years ago from his family and has now helped it grow into the social phenom it is today. He is now merely editor-in-chief and selectively chooses his assignments while leaving the majority of the stories to his highly trained, highly professional staff.

Phasion Medden [ Fashion, Interviews ]
Phasion was one of those confused little kids who didn't know where he belonged. After starring in many a few holos as a teenager, his popularity drove him into hiding. He's come out now, and is as rellcattish as ever, snapping at current fashion trends and embarrassing the galaxy's celebrities. Currently, Phasion is showing off his own new line of clothing, under the label Phasion Phase. If the show comes to your planet, be there. You might even get an autograph.

Mekla Meeker [ Gossip ]
Born and raised on Coruscant, the center of the galaxy, Mekla is used to being surrounded by the best of everything--fashion, food, entertainment, and of course, people. It's just about impossible to keep secrets from her, and she spends most of her time on her comlink, getting all the latest gossip about anyone and everyone.

Izel Corwen [ Advice ]
After spending long, lonely days lounging around her parents' Kuati mansion, Izel took up writing as a hobby at the age of twelve. Since then, she has joined Chrono magazine on a mission to share her gossip and questionable good advice with the denizens of the galaxy.

For more info on the staff (favorites, age, journals, etc.), check here. There's more than you ever wanted to know.