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So apparently the celebrities we oh-so religiously follow read our site (come on, it's the number one gossip site in the GFFA, hur hur)! They thought they would keep us interested and entertained and amused by sending us things they have created/found around the Holonet. We'll keep you posted if they send us anything else!

[ hologame customizations ]

1.) Jacen and I were beating each other up in a hologame called Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and you could create kreate a fighter. So we each made one that resembled us, sort of, and fought with them. As you can see, I kind of went with a Jedi Ninja thing because Hapan + Ninja + The Force = automatic win. My normal fighting stance was HAPAN and my weapon style was RANCOR -- while Jacen's fighting style was ANIMALE and his weapon style is obviously the horribly wrong spelling of LIGHTSABER.


You cannot see my badass braid in this picture and they had no option to lop an arm off. So I had to have two to fight Jacen. I also won. Pretty much every time.

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(Not true.)

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Very true. Moving on.

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[ holonet people generators ]

haha, we all found these things around the holonet and decided to make ourselves in them. click them to see the full amazingness of each of them. right now they're all from some weird programs from the planet earth. the simpsons and south park. you earth people are weird.

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We are annoyed these foolish things only cater to humans.

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LOOK HOW AMAZING I LOOK! And sorry about that middle finger in the South Park one. I couldn't help it. Well, you know, I probably could. But I didn't.

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Oh man. These look freakishly like me. I also am a fan of that flower background. Tenel Ka said it went good with my eyes and my sweater. I think she was making fun of me but it's always hard to know when she's joking or being serious. :\

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Again, like the Mortal Kombat hologame from above, there was sadly no option for a missing arm. So everyone will just have to deal. And it was highly amusing to make these, actually. Maybe I will make some more. (And I was joking, Jacen.)

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So, what's with the clear human bias here?

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i am so awesome. and what? i like ice cream.

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So, call me vain but I decided to have a flashback here to before I was an amputee/burn victim.

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[ messing with toys! ]


 

1.) TastyVittles (one of our bestest buds) on Mindbreak used to work at a shop in a chain of stores around the galaxy called Build-A-Bear. She made these dolls for Tenel Ka during the holidays as a present. Everyone we know always makes fun of the creepy people dolls (the animals are much cooler, I'm sure Jacen agrees) and it was nice to see them actually get used for something that wasn't TOTALLY CREEPY.

I want a pair of my own. Somebody make me something for the holidays. Actually no. I want one of me. Both arms. Studly. Come on. Someone make me a doll. Please...? I'M CUDDLY, DAMMIT. D:

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In alcoholic and non-alcoholic forms!


EXPLORE ECHUTA.NET;;

HOLOSITES
These are the sites out across the holonet we have found for you, dear readers. Fans have made these for their favorite celebrities and keep them updated with images, fanworks, stories... all kinds of stuff. Maybe some gossip too. Maybe.


JOINABLE
Do you like to be part of the madness? Here you'll find all the joinable fun on echuta.net. Cliques, our forum, these things you call livejournal communities. All the spice-craziness you feel on this site can be shared with you if you join up! ONE OF US, ONE OF US.


ENTERTAINMENT
Your favorite heroes celebrities took the time to send us some of the fan creations they themselves have found/received over the years of their popularity. They sent this stuff to us because we are nice paparazzi people and treat them with respect. We don't snap holos of them while they're eating.


REPORTERS
Did you want to learn more about Ceev, the editor-in chief? Or maybe Phasion, the layout man? Fangirls love Dimitri the newsboy -- maybe you can find out some of his dirty little secrets here. Anyways, here is the section that spills all the jawa juice on the people gathering all this information for you fans.


TECHNICAL STUFF;;

STAFF
Here you go. This is where you meet the REAL people behind the site. The ones who are crazy enough to run this site, the ning network, the board. All of it. I swear were not as insane as we come across (mostly, lol). This is also the place to contact us and all that jazz too.


DOMAIN INFO
Here is the section with the long history of this domain and how it came to be what it is today. Also, layout information, site information, etc., etc. -- the behind-the-scenes action. ;D